Happiness is a lie

It's really only spelled with one "p"! No joke! Think of all the time you've wasted, that you'll never get back by the way, having taken that extra moment to include that extra, mendacious "p"!!! Good god! How many times as a child in some classroom or other did you use it while writing a description of your xmas holidays, summer vacation, best grade 3 friend with whom you enjoyed climbing all over them monkey bars!? You've been duped big time! No wonder you've been so unhapy! Time to blow the lid of this etymological conspiracy and enjoy true HAPINESS! Come on, come on get HAPY! Get ready for the Judgment Day! (And yes, that means it's also really pronounced "hay-pee-ness", all part of the lie it was and a small price to pay to live in the PRESENCE OF INEXORABLE TRUTH!)